i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you
we need some new and more powerful swears
peacocks look like they speak french
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children