call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
(Source: straighthater, via joshpeck)
I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
if i have to manually type in /page/2 then your layout is bad and you should feel bad.
(Source: ifhebeworthy, via noscor)
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
your brother has some kind of super genetics we must use him for breeding purposes
what if websites had closing hours
(Source: pokabu, via beautiful-dreams-broken-promises)
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
(Source: minato-arisato, via spoken-not-written)
Someone come give me a cuddle to warm me up :)?
snapchat must be fun for hot people
did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines